Last Sunday the Seattle Seahawks beat the defending Superbowl champions the New Orleans Saints.  Nobody (myself included) gave them a chance.  I was at the game and it was one of the best games I have seen.  If you are not familiar with the Seattle Seahawks, thy have one of the best fan bases in the NFL.  We call it the 12th man advantage.  In fact I believe they are the only team to have retired the number 12 in honor of the fans.  It is very difficult for visiting teams to come into Seattle and play due to the noise generated by the 12th Man.  We lead the league in forcing opposing teams to false start, and wins at home which is a ridiculous 80%.  So last week at the game Marshawn Lynch (Our running back) scored the game clinching touchdown for us late in the 4th quarter.  The support and response form the 12th man was, shall we say, literally earth shaking.  Behold the power of the 12th Man:

(http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2013900070_seismic11m.html)

An Earth Shaking Victory

 

NFl LogoIt’s the most wonderful time of the year.  And I don’t mean because of Xmas.  I’m talking about the holiest time of the year.  That’s right baby its time for the NFL playoffs, and I’m making my picks.  Just for the record, and you can call me crazy if you like (most have), but from the beginning I have been picking an Ravens v Eagles Superbowl.  But to get there here is how I am projecting the Playoff picture to emerge and go:

AFC

  1. Jets (13-3)
  2. Ravens (12-4)
  3. Chargers (11-5)
  4. Colts (10-6)
  5. Patriots (12-4)
  6. Steelers (12-4)

NFC

  1. Falcons (13-3)
  2. Eagles (12-4)
  3. Bears (11-5)
  4. Seahawks (8-8) — Hey someone has to win the division
  5. Saints (12-4)
  6. Giants (11-5)

WildCards 1:

AFC

  • Chargers over the Steelers
  • Patriots over the Colts

NFC

  • Bears over the Giants
  • Saints over the Seahawks (as much as I love my Hawks, I can’t see them beating the Siants even at home. But stranger things have happened like them beating Dallas in 2008)

Divisional Playoffs:

AFC

  • Jets over the Patriots
  • Ravens over the Chargers

NFC

  • Falcons over the Saints
  • Eagles over the Bears

Conference Championships:

  • Ravens over the Jets (but in a squeaker)
  • Eagles over the Falcons

Games to Watch (Bolded teams are my pick to win)

Week 13:

  • Steelers @ Ravens
  • Jets @ Patriots

Week 14:

  • Chiefs @ Chargers
  • Patriots @ Bears

Week 15 (This is a really good week to watch football):

  • Eagles @ Giants
  • Saints @ Ravens
  • Jets @ Steelers
  • Packers @ Patriots

Week 16:

  • Jets @ Bears
  • Giants @ Packers
  • Saints @ Falcons

Week 17:

  • Bears @ Packers
  • Rams @ Seahawks (this game will decide the NFC West)

ESPN actually has a really cool Playoff  Machine that you can use to pick all the remaining games and see how the playoff picture emerges

 

So yesterday I received an urgent email from a good friend of mine saying the following:

My family and I came down here to London,England for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash,credit card and cell were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.

We’ve been to the embassy and the Police here but they’re not helping issues at all and our flight leaves in less than 3hrs from now but we’re having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won’t let us leave until we settle the bills.

Am freaked out at the moment.

M-

I saw this email was sent to all of our friends.  My first thought was “Oh Shit, that sucks, what can I do to help her?”  Then rational thought crept back in to my head when I remembered that M was not in England . . . Hey wait a minute.  I quickly learned that M had her Hotmail and Facebook accounts hacked.  So this was an obvious scam.  Ok now I’m pissed.  So I decide to play along.  I sent back an email to “M” telling her how worried I was and asking how much I should send her.  To my surprise “M” answered back:

Glad you replied back,We have nothing left on us right now and we’re lucky to have our life and passports with us it would have been worse if they had made away with our passports.

Well all we need now is just $2,500 or whatever amount you can come up with, to settle the bills and take a cab to the airport. you can have it wired to my name via Western Union outlet or online  i’ll have to show my passport as ID to pick it up here and i promise to pay you back as soon as we get back home. Here’s my info below.

M-
30 Salisbury Place,Edinburgh,
Scotland, United kingdom.

As soon as it has been done, kindly get back to me with the (MTCN) confirmation number. Let me know if you are heading to the WU outlet now??. I will be going offline for an hour hope you we be done before then?

The Game is Afoot.  But first lets put on out detective hats and see what we can find out . . .

Now I am what you might call a bit of a computer nerd.  Yes I wear glasses.  No they have no tape on them.  Yes I have slept with a real woman.  And yes I understand binary and hexadecimal.  So seeing that I possess all these skills I decided to put them to good use by trying to backtrack the email to its origin.  One of the first things I noticed was that the English M used in the email was really good.  Whoever sent this is either a native speaker or close to it.  So The first thing I did was Google Map the address M gave me in Edinburgh Scotland; though for someone supposedly trapped in London with no money, she sure is able to get to Edinburgh Scotland pretty fast.  It turns out its a BS address, BUT there is a Post Office at 17 Salisbury Place, and according to the Western Union site there is a Western Union store just around the corner.  “M” couldn’t possibly be that stupid as to give me a real address to where they would pick up the money, but never underestimate the stupidity of people.  But for now this seemed to be a dead end.  Let’s look for something else.

For those of you who don’t know, whenever you send an email there are a bunch of headers that are included with it that identify who sent it, where it was sent from, what email client it came from, and the route it took to get to you.  You can really learn a lot from the email headers.  Heres the header for the first email I got from “M”  (I’m obviously going to block out any real email addresses):

Delivered-To: ***@gmail.com
Received: by 10.151.11.13 with SMTP id o13cs287704ybi;
        Tue, 30 Nov 2010 08:14:37 -0800 (PST)
Received: by 10.100.109.15 with SMTP id h15mr5404649anc.184.1291133676261;
        Tue, 30 Nov 2010 08:14:36 -0800 (PST)
Return-Path: <m***@hotmail.com>
Received: from bay0-omc3-s23.bay0.hotmail.com (bay0-omc3-s23.bay0.hotmail.com [65.54.190.161])
        by mx.google.com with ESMTP id c4si16523777anc.48.2010.11.30.08.14.35;
        Tue, 30 Nov 2010 08:14:36 -0800 (PST)
Received-SPF: pass (google.com: domain of m***@hotmail.com designates 65.54.190.161 as permitted sender) client-ip=65.54.190.161;
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=pass (google.com: domain of m***@hotmail.com designates 65.54.190.161 as permitted sender) smtp.mail=m***@hotmail.com
Received: from BAY157-W41 ([65.54.190.189]) by bay0-omc3-s23.bay0.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.4675);
	 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 08:14:18 -0800
Message-ID: <BAY157-w410AA4154013E7686E5A508D250@phx.gbl>
Return-Path: m***@hotmail.com
Content-Type: multipart/alternative;
	boundary="_b543231b-a3f1-40c2-a031-22a8f471c6e0_"
X-Originating-IP: [82.128.84.43]
From: M*** <m***@hotmail.com>
Subject: My Predicament!!
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:14:18 +0000
Importance: Normal
MIME-Version: 1.0
Bcc:
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 30 Nov 2010 16:14:18.0029 (UTC) FILETIME=[A3B015D0:01CB90A9]

Wow that’s a lot of information, and most of it was either worthless or bullshit.  The first two received lines that show an ip address of 10.151.11.13 and 10.100.109.15 turned out to be bogus.  Odds are these are either completely spoofed, are part of a local subnet behind a router or are zombies.  In any event they proved to be worthless.  Most of the other IPs are for either Google or Hotmail.  But upon a second glance I noticed another header:  X-Originating-IP: [82.128.84.43].  It turns out that Hotmail puts this in all their emails; I never thought I would say this, but good job Microsoft.  Now this looks promising.  Some of you may know that you can often determine the geographic location of a person with an IP address.  If you didn’t know that, well then you do now.  Welcome to the 21st Century.  So I fired up the browser and went to GeoBytes.com, entered 82.128.84.43 and hit the button.  One guess where it came up . . . No it’s not London, or Edinburgh Scotland . . . SURPRISE!!! “M” is in Lagos, Nigeria.  Holy shit this chick travels fast.  Now here’s another trick: you can find even more about a person from their IP address, specifically who owns the ip address.  There is a thing called WHOIS that is a huge database of all the Ip addresses in the world and who owns them.  Normally you use this to look up domain names and who owns them but its works for IP addresses as well.  So I clicked on over to AfriNic who is the registrar for Africa and get back:

person:       IP Admin-RIPE
address:      Multilinks Telecommunications Limited
address:      231 Adeola Odeku Str.
address:      Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria
e-mail:       ipadmin@multilinks.com
remarks:      complaints/spam report : abuse@multilinks.com
phone:        +2341774000

No big surprise here, the IP address belongs to a local mobile phone company, but it does tell us something.  And over the course of my discussion with “M”, I have collected additional IP addresses that all go to local telecoms.  It looks like “M” like to go to cyber cafes in Lagos, and if I can collect enough of them I’ll bet I can get a geographic pattern to emerge that will narrow down where poor “M” is.  Now back to our story . . .

After receiving an email form “M” asking for money, I decided that I would play along and sent back an email telling “M”:

Ok I sent you $450.  Sorry its all I could do right now, but I know you are in a pinch.  The MTCN number is: 5993705206.  Please let me know when you get the money.  I am looking forward to hearing all about this story when you get back.  Good Luck.

No I did not send any real money, I’m an idiot but come on.  I made up the MTCN number.  Today I received a response from “M” telling me they had been to Western Union and that the money was not there, and could I please verify. Well no shit the money didn’t arrive, but “M” is a good friend of mine and I am worried about her so I respond:

I don’t know.  The money should be there.  I called Western Union  and verified the transfer.  They said it was ok. Try it again.  To verify the MTCN number is:  5993705206.  Where did you sleep last night?  I hope you are doing ok.  Did everything work out with the hotel.  Please try again.

And just for good measure I send a followup with:

Please let me know if you have tried again.  I spoke with some of the gang back here and they are all really worried about you.  I have taken up a collection from them all and we will be able to send some more money soon.

A little time goes by and “M” responds with:

I have been to the western union again, no record on the MTCN number (5993705206) that you gave me.they said you should track it before coming back to there office. you can also track it online your self at www.westernunion.com. Is this the name you use in send the money D*** ? do you have the receipt?

Wow this is just terrible, I mean my friend “M” and her family are out in the howling wilderness of London homeless, hungry, lonely, freezing to death, having to beg for change and eat out of garbage cans just to survive.  By now they are probably shoeless covered in tattered rags against the brutal London winter having to sledge their way uphill (both ways), snow up to their knees, barefoot fighting Nazis the whole way just to get a bowl of gruel at the orphanage.  WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL GOD!!! POR QUE!!!!  But I am not deterred: I WILL BRING YOU HOME “M”.  So I respond:

Ok.  I called the place here in LA I sent the money from and they said it went through.  They did ask me to confirm the address where I sent it to though?  I have a receipt.  Should I send it again?  You still havent told me how you are doing there?  How are you holding up?  What did the airline say about your flight? Is there some way I can call you?  So far I have collected an additional $200 from everyone.  Hang in there M***

I have also gone so far as to create a fake Western Union receipt from a blank receipt.  Although I did have to use David Hasselhoff’s address as the senders address (sorry Hoff).   I’ll post that when I can.  In the meantime, I decided to contact some law enforcement, namely the FBI who has an Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3), but they don’t really seem to care.  I contacted Western Union, and spoke with possibly the dumbest customer support person I have ever spoken with,  but that is a whole other story in itself.  I also contacted the US Consulate in Lagos Nigeria to ask for their assistance as a liaison with local Nigerian Law Enforcement officials.  I haven’t heard back from them but I won’t hold my breath; the US government is not really know for actually giving a shit about its citizens but I do hope to be surprised.

So as of right now (Wednesday 12/1/2010), I am waiting to hear back from “M”.  But I will be sure to post updates about poor “M”.

 

I am a big believer in the mantra of RTFM (Read The Frackin Manual). So with all the recent hulabaloo around the TSA and their new strip search machines and in light of the actions of one John Tyner, I decided to do a little research into my legal obligations around all this. Basically TSA screening at airports is defined under US Title 49. Specific to this discussion is Subpart B—Responsibilities of Passengers and Other Individuals and Persons. Within here is:

  • § 1540.107 Submission to screening and inspection.
  • § 1540.109 Prohibition against interference with screening personnel.

§ 1540.107 Submission to screening and inspection.
(a) No individual may enter a sterile area or board an aircraft without submitting to the screening and inspection of his or her person and accessible property in accordance with the procedures being applied to control access to that area or aircraft under this subchapter.
(b) An individual must provide his or her full name, as defined in §1560.3 of this chapter, date of birth, and gender when—

(1) The individual, or a person on the individual’s behalf, makes a reservation for a covered flight, as defined in §1560.3 of this chapter, or

(2) The individual makes a request for authorization to enter a sterile area.

(c) An individual may not enter a sterile area or board an aircraft if the individual does not present a verifying identity document as defined in §1560.3 of this chapter, when requested for purposes of watch list matching under §1560.105(c), unless otherwise authorized by TSA on a case-by-case basis.

[73 FR 64061, Oct. 28, 2008]

§ 1540.109 Prohibition against interference with screening personnel.

No person may interfere with, assault, threaten, or intimidate screening personnel in the performance of their screening duties under this subchapter.

Basically what this means that to get into a secure area of an airport you must submit to screening of your persons and property.  What I do not see is that by doing so you waive your other legal and constitutional rights to privacy granted by such things as the Privacy Act or the 4th Amendment.  I also don’t see anything that says you cannot revoke your request to enter the secure area and leave before the screening is complete.

Here is also a link to some additional security law as provided by the TSA

 

In the past week the news has been filled with stories about the TSA and the new dick measuring devices; I mean the new virtual strip search machines; I mean the new backscatter x-ray machines. Overall the response has been less than spectacular. The situation has been slowly brewing but has come to somewhat of a boil due to the actions of John Tyner. He’s the guy who told the TSA if “you touch my junk I will have you arrested”, and then was unceremoniously escorted out of the airport and threatened with legal action. First I want to say that I applaud him and his actions. He was calm (much calmer than I would have been), and polite when he told them to get bent. We need more people like him; many more.  I travel a lot for work. In fact I travel almost every week, twice a week. I have been doing this now for close to 15 years. Since 9/11 I have seen the situation at the airports slowly descend into a state of tragic comedy: security theatre. It has become quite ridiculous and comical, but most of all it has become pathetic and sad to see what has happened to a once great nation who has become ruled by fear and paranoia.

I am concerned about these new machines. The government says they are safe, but I would trust OJ Simpson more than I trust the US government. The bottom line is that they do irradiate you. I have heard that it is only a minimal amount similar to receiving a medical x-ray. Well if I was traveling once a year that might be ok, but I fly twice a week almost every week; so it is not ok with me. Beyond the medical safety concerns I also have HUGE privacy and rights concerns, whereby I don’t feel I should be strip searched twice a week in order to earn a living.  So my only other option is to sexually molested by my local Gestapo representative.  To which I also say no.  They are installing these machines at my home airport and I will opt-out of the scan and go for the pat-down.  But I will also tell the TSA rep in a very loud and clear voice in public view that if he “touches my PENIS or TESTACLES, or SEXUALLY ASSAULTS me I will have him arrested”.  I will not refuse the pat-down because that would be illegal, but I will vociferously exhort my rights.

I have heard the arguments from people that “you don’t have to fly”. To those people first let me say this: Go fuck yourself. I say this because its assholes like them that sit by idly and let our rights and liberties get slowly eroded in the name of security. The same people who do nothing until they get a knock on their door in the middle of the night and quietly put on a train to some camp. It’s also the people who never really fly who make that argument. The second argument I hear is that all this is necessary to keep us safe from TERRORISTS!!! To them I say: Bullshit. The point of terrorism is defined as the treat or commission of an act of violence in order to effect a behavioral change in your victim to achieve a desired political outcome. Strangely enough this is almost the exact same definition as war. However we misuse and overuse the word more often than not to delegitimize political or other opponents and potentially legitimize our own use of armed force.  Basically we now call everything terrorism.  I am all for trying to keep our populace safe, but I am more for doing it with some semblance of common sense; which unfortunately seems to have been completely lost in all of this. So far none of these violations of our rights actually makes us safer, it just gives the illusion of security. What has thwarted recent attacks was not an erosion of our rights and liberties as citizens, but a vigilance, dedication and professionalism of those tasked with keeping us safe.  I recently heard a TSA rep say that when you purchase an airline ticket you give up your rights.  What?!?!  Someone please show me where it says that.  Someone please show me where TSA policy trumps the United States Constitution.  I know airports have become 4th Amendment free zones, and I am ok with being screened, but I am most definitely NOT ok with being violated.

First there was the mini background check every time you fly. Then some asshole tried to blow up his shoes and we all had to start taking off our shoes and belts.  Then another idiot tried to blow up his underwear and now we all have to submit to the virtual strip search or the sexual assault by a government employee. What happens when someone puts a bomb up their ass, or a woman has a bomb implanted as breast implants, or someone who is so dedicated that they have a bomb surgically implanted in their abdominal or chest cavity?  Or what will happen when someone straps a bomb to their person casually walks into a nice crowded airport security line packed tightly with fat dumb and happy Wal-Mart shoppers and detonates their bomb?  From a tactical perspective this is a much more appealing and easier target to hit, and will probably yield similar body counts as a bomb on a plane.  Besides sneaking a bomb on a plane is so passé.

They say these things are necessary to protect us from terrorist and Al Qaeda. Now I know never to underestimate the stupidity of the general populace, but in this day and age you really have to be almost the stupidest person on the planet to try to strap a gun or a bomb to your person and try to sneak in the front door of an airport onto a plane. And, say what you will about Al Qeada et al, but they are not stupid people.  A little misguided perhaps but definitely not stupid. Why would they take someone brainwash them into martyrdom strap explosives to them and try to send them through the front door into a crowded airport security line onto a plane. Instead why not just send them into the crowded security line at the airport to detonate their bomb?  Then what do we do?

What the hell has happened to my country?  We used to be a nation of people dedicated to the proposition of those inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?  Yes 9/11 was a tragedy, yes we were attacked and 3000+ people lost their lives.  But 9/11 was not a reason to destroy that which we love as a people in the name of security.  We have eroded these freedoms we once took for granted and in that manner we have been defeated.  We have let those who would do us harm win.  By becoming a police state we have succumbed to the goal of terrorism as we should all remember that they “who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety”.

 

So today is Veteran’s Day here in the United States. It is the only holiday I have ever really earned, yet I never get it off from work for some reason. I have mixed feelings about this holiday. Originally Veterans Day was created as Armistice Day to mark the end of WWI: The War to End All Wars. Wouldn’t that have been nice? But over time it came to mark a day for all veterans off all wars. For me the day has been marked so far with a slew of text messages and emails from friends, family and colleagues thanking me and wishing me a happy Veterans Day. Ironically none of these thank you messages have come from veterans, and I will not be contacting any of my veteran friends to thank them. I have politely thanked my well wishers in return, but I am left to wonder why people feel the need to thank me for killing other human beings? If you are a veteran, especially if you are war veteran this day does have special meaning to you. It something that cannot be described or well understood by people who have not been there anymore than trying to describe religious tolerance to Torquemada: It’s just not in their experience or frame of reference. Please understand, I am not saying this to degrade or demean anyone. But until you have experienced the horror, terror, rage, brutality, hatred, fury, pain, anguish, depression, boredom, brotherhood, bonding, fear, anxiety, pride, madness, of war then this day will always be just a day to thank someone for their service. But for those that have had the fortune and misfortune, this day is Thanksgiving. It is a day of reflection for brothers who were lost. A day of thanks for your own life in making it back. But it is also a day to deal with the shame that comes for your deeds in the taking of another life. So when I receive my thank you messages from people, I will continue to politely thank them but what I am really hoping for is that they would take that energy and work towards making the world a better place so that in the future they wont have to thank another war veteran.

 

This is awesome. This is the story of Ike Ditzenberger, a student at Lake Stevens High School in Washington State and his 51 yard touchdown run. Why aren’t there more stories like this that just make you feel good about people doing a good thing.

 

Fresh from the Puget Sound

Fresh from the Puget Sound

Last weekend the Mrs and I went salmon fishing off Whidbey Island and actually caught a 8 pound Silver Salmon. That sucker was heading straight to the Smokerator 9000. This would be my 5th attempt at making smoked salmon. I first tries it with a 1:1 mix of salt to sugar and that was way too salty. I have been tweaking the recipe a bit trying to tone down the saltiness of the previous attempts and have settled on about 1/2 to 2/3 cup of salt to a cup of sugar. I used the recipe below the last few times and it is fantastic. So I want to share it.

3-5 Lbs of Salmon, cleaned, skinned and filleted (I have mainly used Sockeye until this time which was a Silver Coho)
½ – 2/3 Cup Kosher Salt. (it is important to only use Kosher Salt)
½ Cup Sugar
½ Cup Brown Sugar
Pepper (optional)

  1. Mix Salt and Sugar(s) in a bowl. You may have to increase the overall amount depending on the size of the salmon)
  2. Rinse fish in cold water and pat dry. Layout and remove pin bones with tweezers
  3. Lay down Tin Foil and a sheet of plastic wrap on top. Pour a liberal layer of curing mix. Lay fish on top of that. Cover the fish with more curing mix. Optionally top with pepper or fresh whole dill. Seal plastic wrap and tin foil tightly around fish. Leave the tail section loose and open so fluids will drain.
  4. Repeat for the other fillet.
  5. Place both wrapped fillets in a baking sheet. Cover the baking sheet with another baking sheet and place in the fridge with about 5 lbs of weight on top. Let sit for 8-12 hours.
  6. Flip fillets and let sit for another 8-12 hours.
  7. Open fish and rinse thoroughly. And I mean thoroughly, the more salt you can get off them the better.
  8. Pat off excess moisture and place fish on a bakers cooling rack and let air dry at about 65 degrees for 1-3 hours until a pellicle forms on top.
  9. Preheat smoker with a pan full of wood chips. The best choices are Applewood or Alder. I use a mix of both. I have tried various temperatures between 140 to 160 degrees. I think the best results have occurred with a temperature of about 140-145 degrees.
  10. Smoke fish for a total of about 5 (possibly up to 6 depending on the size of the fish) hours. Fish should be firm but still retain some moisture.
  11. Remove fish and let cool for an hour.
  12. Eat and Enjoy.

So there you have it. Pretty easy. the beauty of this recipe is that you could just cure the salmon overnight at which point you basically have lox which is also delicious. You could use half the salmon as a cured salmon and only smoke the other half. If you are just going to cure the salmon I would definitely suggest putting a few fresh Dill sprigs on top of the salmon during the curing process. So I hope to hear form you on this recipe. Try it and tell me if it sucks or is good.

D

 

About a year ago I got a bug up my but after watching Alton Brown and his show Good Eats. Which by the way if you have never heard of Alton Brown, come out from whatever rock you are under and let the infinite food wisdom of the man pervade your brain. The man has forgotten more about food then I will ever know. Anyways, this episode was about salmon, and in it he shows how to make homemade smoked salmon with a cardboard box. I tried it a few times and it worked pretty well, but I decided it was time for me to move up to something a little more manly, adult, childish, insert adjective here … So I bought myself a real smoker. The MasterBuilt Smokerator 9000. Actually its just called the Masterbuilt Electric Smoker. About the size of a mini fridge it can fit quite a bit of food. I have already used it to make some smoked salmon, which was AWESOME!!! I’ll post the recipe for that soon. But this weekend I decided I wanted to make some homemade beef jerky. A little digression . . .

When I was a teenager I used to spend the summers at Camp Whitsett in California. The drive up there took you by a sleepy little town called Kernville. Back then there was a butcher shop in town and the guy used to make his own beef jerky. I would buy as much as I could afford at the time which wasn’t much (about $15 worth) and take it to camp with me. It is hands down the best beef jerky I have ever had and I have spent my adult life in a futile quest to find a pale substitute. By the way O`Berto jerky sucks. So having my new Masterbuilt Smokerator 9000, I am trying to make some this weekend. Here is the recipe I used:

3-5 lbs of Top Round cut 1/4 thick x 5 long x 1-2 inches wide
1 1/2 Cup of Soy Sauce
1 1/2 Cup of Worcestershire Sauce
1 Tbsp Onion Powder
1 Tbsp Garlic Powder
1 Tbsp Fresh Ground Black Pepper
1 Tbsp Liquid Smoke

Mix ingredients in a large bowl. Put the beef in and hand mix it together. Cover with plastic wrap and place it in the fridge overnight. Remove the strips of beef in batches and pat them dry to remove the excess marinade. Place in the Masterbuilt Smokerator 9000 and smoke (use either Mesquite or Hickory or a mix of the two) for 8-12 hours at 140-150 degrees or until it looks and feels like beef jerky. Let it cool off for an hour and then chow down.

As I write this it is in the smoker. I will be sure to update this with how it tastes. If anyone has some good recipes to share, I look forward to hearing form you.

D

 

Here are the first photos I took with my Nikon D90. Click the image to open them.

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